To all the boys!

Here's how to handle the stress of our society:
Go out on your street,
arm yourself with a baseball bat,
walk up to the nearest male and
wack him over the head!
Make sure he's unconscious and
tie him up.
Drag him home to your basement and
starve him for a couple of days.
Then blame him for the patriarchal society in which we live.
Let him go but tell him you will keep an eye on him for the rest of his life.

Yours sincerely
Toby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5idyptK15w